Texas Drifter: 2013 Christmas Story One – Will Obama Murder Santa?
Marshall’s Law Dateline – Following All Right Magazine “updated classic” Christmas story, is first of two part series for the children.
Story Concept: Santa Claus’s legend suggests Santa does not leave presents for children who have been naughty; rather children who have been good. Obama knows that Santa’s Elves can not produce enough toys for both good and bad children, but can barely produce enough toys for just good boys and girls.
Obama’s goal is to keep Santa from delivering toys to good boys and girls so as to not only destroy Santa’s reputation; but also deprive good children of their motives to be good. Obama’s secret objectives are to turn good boys and girls into bad girls and boys.
News Breaking Headlines – Santa Kidnapped by Obama – Rumors Suggest That Santa Is Being Water Boarded, and Obama Seeks Death Penalty for Santa.
Child reporter asks Obama: Why are you so cruel to Santa, and why do you want to kill Santa?
Obama’s response: I ordered Homeland Security to kidnap, physically abuse, torture, and execute Santa Claus. Why, because when I was a spoiled, obnoxious, annoying, mean, evil little boy; Santa never brought me presents.
Justice “Judas” Roberts of the Supreme Court will give likely me permission to sentence Santa to death. Why, because rumor has it that “Judas” Roberts hates Santa for the same reasons, I, your messiah President Obama hate Santa.
All Democrats and people in my Administration are Santa haters; you know why, we all believe that all children good and bad should get the same free presents even if many of the children have been very bad and do not deserve presents. Answer is simple, “We are all godless Marxist-fascist America haters.”
That is why we oppose Santa’s standards of rewarding only the deserving. Free toys for all, even if we have to steal the good children’s toys to share with children who are only naughty and never nice. That is the mandated message I got from voters in my 2012 super majority election.
As I am America’s political messiah, I will kill Santa this year, and that Christmas child next year. Ha, ha, ha, ha; no one can stop messiah Obama.
News Breaking Headlines – Reports suggest “Conservatives for Free Santa” liberated Santa from undisclosed FEMA death camp. Good boys and girls are smiling not only across America, but also the world as Santa is thanks to conservatives; expected to make it to North Pole in time to deliver presents to good boys and girls.
Insider reports claim the "Conservatives for Free Santa" group raid, freed Santa from one of Obama’s FEMA death camps early this morning; in a operation that many are claiming was magical and almost mystical.
Other reports have surfaced that Vice-President Biden, Senate Leader Reid, Congress Representative Pelosi, unnamed Hollywood celebrities, and Obama Republicans also known as Republican establishment aristocrats like: McConnell, Boehner, McCarthy and Cantor along with other Republican Tories were seen attacking Santa’s elves with baseball bats while singing “Long rule Obama”.
Reports also claim that Obama upon hearing the report of Santa’s escape started screaming: I will be the most dishonest, lying, deceitful, mean, cruel, evil messiah President the United States has ever had.
A news reporter asked a small boy what he thought about Obama hating Santa Claus responded: Who cares why that shrimp of a man Obama is such a loser? Santa will always live in our hearts no matter what shrimp Obama does.
America’s children will deal with Obama after the first of year when we finish celebrating Christmas Child’s birthday. Until then as Santa always says Merry Christmas to all.
This Texas Drifter writing exercise is for the children, to use over used phrase. Maybe if all the good boys and girls in America and in the world along with their parents, grandparents along with those who still believe in rewarding good behavior and not evil behavior; will send e-mails, send texts, write letters, and make phone calls to Obama. All these Christmas messages might get Obama to change his hard cold heart, and stop trying to kill Santa Claus.
Reader’s assignment, did Texas Drifter “cross the line” with this writing exercise? Choices of answers are NO or NO. Of all Obama’s treacherous, evil, and some suggest treasonous deeds; messiah Obama as he likes to refer to himself will continue to cross all the lines so long as he tries to kill Santa Claus and threatens the Christmas Child.
Easy Bonus Question: When Obama and his Obama Republican allies deny anything; they lie. TRUE or FALSE
Bulletin - “Texas Drifter: Christmas Story Two” soon to follow.
