Texas Drifter: NAVC Supports Obama’s Gun Control
Marshall’s Law Dateline – Following is update to Texas Drifter 1999 writing exercise. Following is not intended to diminish suffering caused by rabid or evil souls; rather expose those trying to exploit horrific suffering for selfish political ambitions.
"NAVC Press Release Supporting Obama’s Gun Control"
Austin, Texas – The National Association of Violent Criminals (NAVC) which supports safer crime scene environments for murders, rapists, robbers, and other low life’s has announced its support for Obama’s pending federal gun control legislation.
NAVC spokesman Bill Z. Bub eagerly reported in press conference from steps of Texas state capital, “Our members are excited about pending efforts by President Obama, his Administration, and Moderate Republicans to make our crime scenes safer with more gun control legislation."
Mr. Bub also stated “NAVC has been opposed to Second Amendment for over two hundred years. It is about time compassionate Americans started having more compassion for NAVC members who had bad childhoods.”
Continuing, Mr. Bub added “NAVC members are hopeful that recent alliances between President Obama and "Obama light" Republicans like Boehner will issue more gun control policies. In this age of poll driven morality, Obama and other Obama light Republicans can start by compromising the following safety regulation into federal law.”
Gun control safety regulation according to Mr. Bub is as follows: “All citizens must display one of following signs on all doors of their residence or business; with mandatory prison time and forfeiture of property for not displaying correct sign.”
GUN OWNERS PREMISES
Unsafe Environment
NAVC Members
NON-GUN OWNERS PREMISES
Safe Environment
NAVC Members
Bill Z. Bub closed with following: NAVC members have rights too; you the compassionate American or illegal immigrant can make a difference. How, let your Senator or Representative know that you support compassion for NAVC members, America’s most misunderstood minority; which is why you support Obama and Obama light Republicans pending gun control legislation. Safer America starts with more respect for NAVC members.
(End NAVC Press Release)
Post Script this writing exercise, Texas Drifter received above "press release" from unexpected uninvited late night strange visitor. As Texas Drifter responded to the barely audible way past midnight knock at back door; I heard, “My name is Bill Z. Bub, do you believe in free speech?
To which I simply answered: Yes
The stranger said, “Good, (as he handed small parchment to me) run this press release for NAVC.”
It then seemed as quietly as the stranger appeared, he turned and blended into the unusually colder fog.
Texas Drifter believes in all the Bill of Rights including exercising free speech Texas Drifter does not agree with.
Closing thought, Reader’s assignment TRUE or FALSE? Second Amendment is not about hunting or target practice; rather American citizens protecting their “inalienable rights” from common criminals or political tyrants. So Second Amendment is not to be laid on any imaginary table Obama, his allies, and Republican Carpetbaggers are talking about.
Readers can learn more about Bill Z. Bub by referencing:
1. Luke 11: 14-20
2. Second Kings 1: 1-6
3. Milton’s Paradise Lost
Bonus Test Question Has Two Parts:
First, following concept applies to life in contemporary America? YES or NO; and part two, fill in missing word: Every kingdom divided against itself is laid waste, and a divided household falls. And if _________ also is divided against himself, how will his kingdom stand?
