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Texas Drifter Christmas Story One - Will Obama Murder Santa?

Marshall’s Law Townhall – Following Christmas story is first of two part series for the children. Part One - Texas Drifter: Christmas Story One - Will Obama Murder Santa?  Part Two - Texas Drifter: Teaching Christmas History of Manger

Story Concept: Santa Claus’s legend suggests Santa does not leave presents for children who have been naughty, rather children who have been good. Obama knows that Santa’s Elves can not produce enough toys for both good and bad children, but can barely produce enough toys for just good boys and girls.

Obama’s goal is to keep Santa from delivering toys to good boys and girls so as to not only destroy Santa’s reputation; but also deprive good children of their motives to be good. Obama’s secret objectives are to turn good boys and girls into bad girls and boys.

News Breaking Headlines – Santa Kidnapped by Obama – Rumors Suggest That Santa Is Being Water Boarded, and Obama Seeks Death Penalty for Santa.

Child reporter asks Obama: Why are you so cruel to Santa, and why do you want to kill Santa?

Obama’s response: I ordered Homeland Security Director Janet Napolitano to kidnap, physically abuse, torture, and execute Santa Claus. Why, because when I was a spoiled, obnoxious, annoying, mean, evil little boy; Santa never brought me presents.

Justice “Judas” Roberts of the Supreme Court will give me permission to sentence Santa to death; because “Judas” Roberts hates Santa for the same reasons, I, your messiah President Massa Obama hate Santa.

All Democrats and people in my Administration are Santa haters; you know why, we all believe that all children good and bad should get the same free presents even if many of the children have been very bad and do not deserve presents.

That is why we oppose Santa’s standards of rewarding only the deserving. Free toys for all, even if we have to steal the good children’s toys to share with children who are only naughty and never nice. That is mandate message I got from voters in 2012 election.

As I am America’s political messiah, I will kill Santa this year, and that Christmas child next year. Ha, ha, ha, ha; no one can stop messiah Massa Obama.

News Breaking Headlines – Conservative Minute Men free Santa from FEMA death camp. Good boys and girls are smiling across America and world as Santa is expected to make it to North Pole in time to deliver present to good boys and girls.

Insider reports claim the conservative Minute Men raid freed Santa from one of Obama’s FEMA death camps early this morning in a raid that many are claiming was magical and almost mystical.

Other reports have surfaced that Vice-President Biden, Senator Reid, Congress Representative Pelosi, unnamed Hollywood celebrities, and RINOs like Boehner, McCarthy and Cantor along with other Republican Tories were seen attacking Santa’s elves with baseball bats while singing “Long rule Obama”.

Reports also claim that Obama upon hearing the report of Santa’s escape started screaming: I will be the most dishonest, lying, deceitful, mean, cruel, evil messiah President the United States has ever had.

A news reporter asked a small boy what he thought about Obama hating Santa Claus responded: Who cares why that shrimp of a man Obama is such a loser? Santa will always live in our hearts no matter what shrimp Obama does.

America’s children will deal with Obama after the first of year when we finish celebrating Christmas Child’s birthday. Until then as Santa always says Merry Christmas to all.

This Texas Drifter writing exercise is for the children, to use over used phrase. Maybe if all the good boys and girls in America and in the world along with their parents, grand parents along with those who still believe in rewarding good behavior and not evil behavior will send e-mails, send texts, write letters, and make phone calls to Obama. All these Christmas messages might get Obama to change his hard cold heart, and stop trying to kill Santa Claus.

Reader’s assignment, did Texas Drifter “cross the line” with this writing exercise? Choices of answers are NO or NO. Of all Obama’s treacherous, evil, and some suggest treasonous deeds; messiah Obama as he likes to refer to himself crosses all the lines as long as he tries to kill Santa Claus and threatens the Christmas Child.

(End Christmas Story Part One - Texas Drifter: Will Obama Murder Santa?)

Texas Drifter Christmas Story Part Two

Texas Drifter: Teaching Christmas History of Manger

Marshall’s Law Dateline – America’s anti-Judeo-Christian Marxist-fascist Progressive Liberal Democrats will try, but should not be allowed to prevent teaching history of America’s traditions, values, and cultural principles on public property.

Supporting examples include the following: bitter, world owes me, hate filled, America last activists, judges, and bureaucrats denying Christmas mangers on public property.

Another example, public school children prohibited from performing Christmas songs, plays, and other activities as historical lessons on public property. Factual distinction for all those bitter, “world owes us”, racists, hate filled, America last activists, judges, and bureaucrats: teaching history of America’s traditions, values, and principles is a totally different activity than trying to respect an establishment of religion. (Good reference source for this writing exercise is Google: All Right Magazine Texas Drifter America’s First Tradition.) Pay attention liberal fools, America’s Founding Fathers supported separation of state and church, not separation of church and governments. Literal translation, “make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”.

As far as all those mean spirited, bad, evil, bitter people trying to prevent teaching history of America’s traditions, values, and cultural principles; Texas Drifter might offer following declaration: Scrooge you, you unpatriotic embarrassments to all those grateful for Heaven’s blessings by being Americans. Some might think Texas Drifter’s declaration is mighty strong; I wonder if Heaven’s Son used politically correct language as he cast out the moneylenders from the Temple.

Two assignments for reader: first, is the following true or false? Teaching Christmas history on public property is not trying to establish religion, while denying the teaching of Christmas as history on public property is trying to establish a religion with government as God.

Second part of reader’s assignment: consider ways to use following “Teaching History Of Christmas Manger” to remind those grateful for Heaven’s blessings due to America’s cultural history.

Title: Teaching History Of Christmas Manger

Texas Drifter note: Time to say it again. May God bless Conservatives with a safe, happy, joyful, holiday season with spiritual blessings during their upcoming birthday celebration; time to read a loud a play entitled “Teaching History Of Christmas Manger”

Players:
- Simon
- Anna, a Prophetess
- `Quirinius, Governor of Syria
- Census Taker
- Simon’s Helper
- Two Visitors

Introduction

(Simon praying in a temple)

Simon: Oh, Heavenly Father, forgive my selfishness. You have blessed me with the privilege of owning the finest olive gardens, the finest sheep herds, the finest inn, and the most profitable market in all of Judea. Yet my rapacious soul would trade all these earthly blessings for the honor of gazing upon your son the Messiah.

(Suddenly the still wind chimes introduce a saintly intruder)

Anna: You will not die until you have seen God’s anointed King.

Act I

(Quirinius on a small throne in his temple with figure kneeling before him)

Quirinius: Rise, my fool of a son (person rises). Caesar Augustus has ordered a census to be taken across the empire to make the collection of taxes more efficient. I am commanding you to carry out Caesar’s orders in Judea. If you can accomplish this task I shall reward your efforts by making you tax collector for Judea.

New Census Taker: I wish to thank you.

Quirinius (interrupts): I have no time for fool’s babble. Who is the most influential merchant in Judea?

Census Taker: Simon of Jerusalem. He has the finest olive gardens, the largest sheep herds, the finest inn, and the most profitable market.

Quirinius: I have heard of Simon. Tell me more.

Census Taker: Simon is a devout man who refuses to engage in money lending or take an interest in politics.

Quirinius: Destroy this Simon of Jerusalem.

Census Taker: Why? He is an honest merchant without enemies.

Quirinius: It is not Simon that could be a threat but the thieves who may use his wealth against us. Be gone, I have grown tired of you.

Act II

(Six months later – Quirinius on a small throne in his temple with Census Taker kneeling before him)

Quirinius: Rise, my fool of a son: Report to me about your progress on the census and Simon of Jerusalem.

Census Taker: The census taking process is on schedule. As for Simon of Jerusalem: I released locusts into his olive gardens. I destroyed his sheep herds with plagues. I burned his inn. I had bandits steal his wealth, and I have incited riots at his market so none will shop there. I am ready to return as tax collector.

Quirinius (erupts in to rage): You fool you have signed both our death warrants. I ordered you to destroy Simon, not his property. How can taxes be paid to Caesar with barren trees, dead sheep, ashes, empty coffers, or empty market places? Guards, let it be known that my fool son’s inheritance shall be sent to Caesar to reimburse Simon’s losses resulting from my fool son’s actions. Let it also be known that my son shall be banished from Syria for the remainder of my life.

Act III

Simon and Simon’s Helper standing by three-sided shelter)

Simon (pointing): Isn’t it beautiful?

Simon’s Helper: Sir, how can a man who never cheated or punished the innocent, a man who has lost everything he earned his entire life, see beauty in THIS? Sir, every night, I shed tears of confusion not knowing why Heaven is punishing you.

Simon: My dearest lifelong friend, I see beauty in THIS because I see opportunity. As for heaven punishing me, stewards of faith know the difference between punishment and preparation.

Simon’s Helper: Where’s the opportunity in having a stable without a bucket to bring water, or straw for feed?

Visitor (enters stage): I am looking for Simon of Jerusalem.

Simon: I am Simon of Jerusalem.

Visitor: Many decades ago before I was born, you loaned my father this bucket. His dying words were that I return your bucket with five donkeys loaded with straw.

Simon: I grieve for the loss of an honest man. I greatly accept the return of my bucket. Heaven only asks for tithes of ten percent; it would be a sin for me to accept straw from your donkeys. Now I must go to the temple to pray for your loss.

(Turning to helper) Use the bucket to bring us water.

Conclusion: (Simon returns to stable to find stable half full of animals and Simon’s Helper talking to another visitor)

Simon’s Helper: Great news, a few more customers and you shall have enough profits to buy new sheep.

Simon: I thought I said I could not accept straw from the visitor.

Simon’s Helper: Our visitor insisted that the straw from five donkeys was a gift, not interest for a debt.

Simon: Who is there now?

Simon’s Helper: Some man less fortunate than us. The man cannot afford shelter for his wife who is about to give birth.

Simon: What were you telling this man who is less fortunate than us?

Simon’s Helper: I was telling him that Heaven was preparing him, not punishing him.

Simon (interrupts): And?

Simon’s Helper: I will tell Joseph it is your honor to lend your stable to Joseph for his wife and their soon to be born child.

Simon: I must return to the Temple to seek Anna’s guidance.

(At the Temple)

Anna (to Simon): Eight days later during Mary’s purification offering at this Temple, you will speak, “Lord now I can die content for I have seen him as you promised.”

(Pause – Simon and Anna freeze as Simon’s Helper walks on stage)

Simon’s Helper: Anna’s prophecy came true, and Simon found peace as a contented man. Simon later restored that which had been lost to the would-be tax collector. I might add that his restoration work was made much easier by my loyalty. Let me tell you about my tireless efforts.

(Cast and all those involved in play break in while walking on stage singing – reader’s favorite Christmas song.)