Texas Drifter Uncle Sam Needs Citizen Spies
Marshall’s Law Townhall Dateline – Remember Uncle Sam’s poster, “I Want You”? Same needs different times, now Uncle Sam needs patriotic citizen double agents.Your assignment if you choose to accept it is clandestinely vote to save Heaven’s favorite constitutional republic in 2010 elections.
From who you ask, answer is simple, Obama’s evil minions, Marxist-fascist liberals, and charlatan conservative Moderate Republicans.
Texas Drifter is licensed as instructor to teach a private sector class entitled “Spy As A Verb: Art and Ethics of Surveillance”. The class is based on three decades plus real world experiences not desk pilot MBA management fantasy theories.
One of definitions used in my class is concept of pre-text communications which involves conversations intended to cloak or conceal real intentions of assignment.
Citizens accepting this assignment as Uncle Sam’s double agents will have perhaps the best security self defense system ever created by Heaven: America’s secret voting process. Why, only Heaven, the citizen secret double agent and their conscience will know how they really voted.
Some possible case scenarios possibly confronted, by Uncle Sam’s citizen secret double agents.
1. Citizen secret agent husband whose wife and his in-laws are all public school teachers worshiping teachers’ unions;
2. Citizen secret agent wife whose husband and all his in-laws who all worship public sector unions;
3. Children from hippie to yuppie parents and their social contacts, whose brains and morals were all destroyed by recreational drugs back in the have sex with anything for a thrill sixties;
4. Employees having to get along with public sector union thug co-workers;
5. Children raised by racist minority single parents who believe they are entitled through affirmative action to be supported by and steal from citizens who chose pursuit of happiness through self sufficiency over public sector slavery to welfare and other government handouts;
6. Could continue, reader can add their own five examples to this list.
Perfect spy assignment, after citizen double agent clandestinely votes for best candidate; they can empathize with family members, friends, and gangster union thugs by lamenting how tragic it is that those horrible, hateful, vengeful, just mean spirited conservative Judeo-Christian patriots could get so lucky by getting their undeserving candidates elected.
An experienced based warning: successful intelligent agents, spies, double agents, or undercover operatives are not likely to get recognition for their selfless dutiful service to Heaven’s favorite constitutional republic; at least from family friends, neighbors, or co-workers. What should it matter as you, your conscience, and Heaven will know; and is that not really the most important to know the truth?
A second experienced based warning for uncle Sam’s new citizen double agents; sometimes covertly serving our America, can become extremely satisfying and result in you seeking more and more assignments.
Closing with the following, your assignment if you choose to accept it, answer Uncle Sam’s plea for help; become clandestine citizen double agent and protect Heaven’s favorite constitutional republic simply by letting your conscience guide you in casting your secret vote in 2010 elections.
In elections where one vote could easily make the difference between better days or public sector slavery; your clandesitne secret vote might be the vote that saves Heaven's favorite constitutional republic from Obama's evil minons, Marxist-fascist liberals, and charlatan conservative Moderate Republicans.
Be honest, how good would knowing that your citizen double agent services made the difference between right winning and evil winning?
