Obama Wins "Worst Artificial Noise Award"
Marshall’s Law Townhall Dateline – Nobel Prize winning President Obama has been named “Worst Artificial Noise Maker 2009, 2010,” and expected to set "Worst Artificial Noise" standards as long as he is President.
Clarifying, there are two types of noise: natural and unnatural. Examples of both follow.
First examples, good and bad natural noise; in a ranch setting, barking dog can be good natural noise. Good working ranch dogs identify intruders by kind of bark: pests like armadillos, skunks, raccoons; threats like rattlesnakes and different sounds each for other threats like mountain lions, feral hogs, and bad people.
Even absence of natural noises like no “chirping birds” can send warning messages. Bad natural noises include brush crashing sounds in Texas Monte lands, perhaps worse natural noises are brush crashing sounds getting louder as they get closer and closer.
Some examples of good through worst artificial noises; one good artificial noise is Patsy Cline's rendition of Hank Williams’s “Your Cheating Heart”. Informative very useful artificial noise includes U.S. Weather forecasts. Unexpected ranch weather can range from inconvenient to dangerous. Inspiring artificial noise includes some conservative radio talk show programs.
Constantly annoying artificial noise includes propagandists pretending to be journalists. List includes major media news networks(three oldest) and minor networks like MSNBC, CNN, PBS, and recently bankrupt Air America.
Artificial noise even more annoying than standing behind jet engine before and during takeoff without ear protection; are yellow blue dog Democrats trying to pass themselves off as moderate patriots. Should I say it, I should: yellow blue dog Democrats are neither moderates nor patriots.
Explaining why one term President Obama is history's first “Worst Artificial Noise” winner 2009, 2010, and every year of his Presidency would only be waste of reader’s time as the obvious is self explanatory.
Doubt truth of these Texas Drifter words, take following test during upcoming Presidential State of Union Address. Simply listen to Worst Artificial Noise winner, turn up volume until speakers just start to vibrate speaker’s words.
Texas Drifter’s translation of those words for you is as follows: You pathetic stupid citizens. You are too pathetic to care that I am destroying, what is it? You call it, your Constitution. You people are so pathetic that you ignore my eliminating your apparently not worth fighting for traditions, values, and civil liberties. Even if I am limited to only one term, your children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren will pray to aspire to poverty after I finish abolishing your capitalism and private property rights.
Your author cannot go on just putting the translation into written words creates artificial noise way beyond annoying. Somehow seems beyond silly for this author to torture myself with worst artificial noise in American history, just so readers can take a test to reaffirm that obvious is self explanatory.
If Obama’s printed words expressed only as written words generate enough worst artificial noise to hurt my ears, mind, and orphan heart; guess listening to State of Union will skip my mind.
Hope conservative disciples understand when Texas Drifter, orphan, some money, expresses personal feelings for Heaven’s favorite republic. That is still Mr. Texas Drifter, orphan, some money, for liberals and Obama’s zombies.
