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Your Neighbors Nightmares File 403 Final Part

After Obama’s Evil Empire

Marshall’s Law Townhall Dateline: Your Neighbors Nightmares File 403 Final Part Act I.

"More Than A Village" Final Part Act I Starts Now

Governor To Emperor’s Security Monitor: It is a long way from being a food and beverage tester to managing domestic and foreign affairs for a village.

Security Monitor to Governor: Are you doubting the Emperor’s faith in you?

Part III Act I

Governor to Emperor’s Security Monitor: No, guess I am concerned about the current state of Amerville’s volunteer professional military.

My goals for military intervention are redeploy over extended troops and motivate troops by regaining the military’s trust. Starting rules for regaining military’s trust:
- Do not send troops to battle for war profiteers.
- Do not let vanity send troops into ambushes.
- Finish one war before starting second war.
- Provide troops best commanders.
- Provide troops best training.
- Do not send troops to battle without best available equipment.
- Do not send troops to war without more than enough troops.
- Do not let domestic or foreign politicians determine military strategy.
- Take care of wounded and all troops’ families.
- When service contract is fulfilled, it will not be re-extended without voluntary enlistment.

Governor continues: Starting with resolving the Iraqville gold mines situation. If someone were to blow up the gold mines, the war profiteers will leave, and there will be no need to have troops protecting war profiteers, and troops can be redeployed back to this fort to assist in regional security issues.

With our troops deployed away from the Iraqville gold mines, Iraqville Insurgent Tribes will then start killing other foreigners like the heroin tribes and the Saudiville religious fascist tribes. We can later assist the Iraqville Insurgent tribes against their new hated foreigners by trading out dated technology for gold. Such a plan will not only allow us to deploy our troops, but also split apart the warring tribes’ alliances.

After blowing up the gold mines, the regional commander will inform the war profiteers that our troops were assigned to protect them, not escort them to safety. The Commander will take all the war profiteers ill-gotten gains for escorting them to the border; the Commander will then divide all proceeds among active troops, injured troops, and surviving family members of troops killed in the line of duty.

The Commander before leaving the war profiteers at the border will warn them to never return to this territory.

A message will be sent to Iraqville insurgents that Amerville’s new Governor serves the Emperor not war profiteers. Include in the message that if during Amerville’s troop redeployment, if even one of the Governor’s troops, stumbles and falls on a rock that insurgents placed in the road; every insurgent, every member of their family, and all their friends will be destroyed. I will issue these orders tomorrow.

Governor to Captain Number Four: Send the following message to the Chinaville envoy: The new Governor of Amerville is a disciple of the reasonable certainty doctrine. Not threatening Amerville’s security is reasonable and the alternative will always be measured and certain.

First, it would serve both our interest if you were to rein in North Koreaville. I will be forced to hold you responsible for actions by your puppet. Second, hostile actions against Amerville’s allies Taiwanville, Japanville, and South Koreaville will result in necessary defensive responses.

I know you have been dumping slave made products in Amerville to finance the building of your armed forces to eventually influence, intimidate, and or threaten Amerville foreign policies and security. Amerville citizens engaging in business practices not in the best interest of Amerville security will be treated like traitors. Clarifications are available upon request.

Governor continues speaking to Captain Number Four: Send the message then create a plan based on the premise that war is not the only way to destroy a village. I want to know how to do two things: sabotage the Chinaville economy; and since Chinaville is not a mono ethnic culture, how to exploit ethnic tensions which when combined with a collapsing economy immerses Chinaville in a civil war to impede their militaristic imperialism.

Captain Four, I also need this message delivered to alliance allies Japanville, Taiwanville, and South Koreaville: My commitment to our alliance is firm. It would be a gesture of good will on your part to assume responsibility for your primary defenses; Amerville will continue to provide necessary technology, equipment and other needed resources to insure your defense against militaristic imperialism.

Deliver the later messages first and simultaneously. Report back when you have completed your assignments.

Governor to Emperor’s Security Monitor: One more foreign affairs issue before inspecting progress at the fourth wall. As for Saudiville, I am considering the following: Saudiville your survival depends on doing what ever is necessary to manage your fascist religious tribes.

Your question about the problem to the east, fourteen hundred year old problems are not resolved in a couple of decades. Initial impressions are to contain and keep outsiders from making things worse until future middle-eastern generations get tired of killing each other.

Success for power brokers requires seeing the world as it is, not as they would want it to be.

I will not mention Saudiville gold markets, they can be reminded later that customers come and go; those that stay have long memories.
Governor to Captain Number Five: Ask Captains Two and One to join their Governor accompanied by the Emperor’s Security Monitor for a tour of premises and fourth wall perimeter.

Governor To Emperor’s Security Monitor: A question while we wait for Captains Two and One?

Emperor’s Security Monitor To Governor: How do you rationalize all the violence?

Governor To Emperor’s Security Monitor: Predators play a critical role in natural balance. Without predators rabbits will breed like rats and eat themselves into starvation that leads to self-induced plagues.

Rabbits after having eaten all vegetation like swarms of locust leave barren terrain resulting in soil washing away in seasonal torrent rains. Predators are necessary for herd animals to survive.

People who lack the ability to manage constitutional republics need emperors and governors to reduce self-destructive anarchy.

The Captains are here we can discuss predator benefits later.

Set: Three Sided Fort (Fourth Wall Perimeter)

(Governor, Captains One and Two, and Emperor’s Security Monitor move to crowd disturbance)

Governor to Captain Number One: Is there a problem Captain?

Merchant screams from gathering mob: The problem is this toy soldier will not allow my family or me to enter the fort.

Governor to Captain Number One: What is the rule Captain?

Captain Number One to Governor: Only civilians working on the wall are allowed behind wall or to bring families inside wall at night or for security purposes.

Merchant from mob: I will start work tomorrow.

Captain Number One: Then come back tomorrow night.

Merchant from mob: Fine hand me a shovel.

Governor to Captain Number One: May I intervene? (Captain Number One nods yes as Governor looks at troublemaker.) If you ever insult one of the Emperor’s officers or troops again; if you ever interrupt me when I am asking a question, you will be using that shovel to dig your grave.
Captain Number One make sure people like this trouble maker do all their work outside the wall. Captain one more thing, relax keep up the good work and carry on.

Captain Number One (with a sense of pride) to Governor: Yes Sir

Governor in a voice (easily heard by crowd) to Emperor’s Security Monitor: Dedicated loyal troops that know what they are doing, does not get any better.

Emperor’s Security Monitor to Governor: Well Sir you had a good first day.

Governor to Emperor’s Security Monitor: Since this village was not ruined in a day, guess that all its’ problems cannot be solved in a day. One thing left to do, find a food and beverage tester.

Emperor’s Security Monitor to Governor: Our Emperor has already provided one; (pause) you are talking to him.

ACT II

Author’s Note: Explaining not complaining, just like Volume III Dreams: “Hallowed Ground”, the author was not able complete Act II, Act III, or the Outro before being force by editor to submit "More Than A Village" to public.

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Closing lessons from File 403 “More Than A Village”, it does not matter who was my beloved republic’s first contemporary conservative disciple; what matters, patriots unite as American Disciples. A good uniting consensus: amnesty for illegal immigrants will destroy America’s Constitutional Republic. Let the following be our battle cry: Patriots Do Not Support Amnesty for Illegals – Deport elected amnesty supporters Too.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

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Your Neighbors Nightmares File 403 Part II

After Obama’s Evil Empire

Marshall’s Law Townhall Dateline: Clarification for Public Education’s Really Stupid Blunder File 403 “More Than A Village” Part I Act I Marshall's Law Townhall Entry # 100.

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More Than A Village
Part II Act I

Governor: Guards, bring the former governor and his appointees to my chambers.

Governor To Guards: Bring the former governor and his appointees’ forward.

(Former governor and appointees more forward.)

Governor: Why do I find the Emperor’s favorite village protected by a three-sided fort?

Former governor: I did not want to offend our neighbors across the river; also, I wanted to stimulate commerce so I had the fourth wall removed.

Governor: Guards, services of the former governor, his staff, and all bureaucracy directors are no longer needed; also their presence is no longer desired. They are to immediately leave Amerville and surrounding villages without their wealth.
These fools will be allowed to return for their families in three years if they have posed no threat to the Emperor’s favorite village. Any action, threat of action, or conspiracy to counter this decree will result in their deaths, deaths of all family members, and all their known friends and associates.
Now make my orders happen.

(Guards clear chambers except for security monitor and personal bodyguards.)

Governor to Security Monitor: Defeating dead martyrs is difficult, plus they should think twice about retaliating as long as their families are our guests; plus their friends will probably abandon them for their own security. We will properly deal with these political prostitutes in three years.
I believe in the reasonable certainty doctrine, and Marshall’s Law: not taking prisoners, getting bad guys to kill each other, blaming bad guy problems on bad guys, and not getting caught.
Now to other problems, the Emperor’s troops are spread too thin; we need to secure our perimeter and police our premises.

Body Guard number one your new additional responsibilities as Captain are to secure the fort’s perimeter, starting with where the fourth wall used to be. You will start by using appropriate technology, sufficient troops on the ground, and citizen labor to rebuild the wall.

Body Guard number two your new additional responsibilities as Captain, start with policing the fort’s premises. You will begin by learning whom is on the streets, what they are doing, and identifying those who should not be within the fort’s walls.

Body Guard number three, your new additional responsibilities as Captain are to deport illegal colonists; give them a choice, the opportunity to voluntarily leave with their possessions, those who refuse to leave will be deported without their illegal gains.
In addition to not allowing illegal colonists to return as illegal immigrants, your duties include securing our external perimeter outside the fort by stopping unauthorized traffic across the river border. Fulfilling these tasks will make it easier for you to keep out smugglers, bandits, and terrorists.
Do not worry about complaining or interference from internationalist manufacturers, I will deal with them.

Governor returns To Balcony to Speak to Amerville Citizens: Your former governor has threatened the lives of your loved ones by removing the fourth wall of our fort.
The former governor’s reasoning for threatening the lives of your loved ones: public relations to not offend Mexicanville aristocrats. Mexicanville’s sovereignty ends where Amerville’s begins.
Work is to begin immediately to rebuild all four miles of the fourth wall. Anyone interfering, not supporting, or attempting to sabotage the completion of this village security project will be dealt with by harshest methods.
Work starts in one hour and will continue around the clock regardless of weather until this security project is finished.
Those wishing to complain about the harshness of this security project should feel free to blame the former governor and his appointees. Never forget, it was your former political leaders who ran away and abandoned you to suffer the consequences of correcting their acts of greed and treason.

Governor Back In Chambers To Captain Of Guards: Show in the manufacturers.

Governor To Manufacturers: It seems only fair that those who benefited from tearing down the fourth wall of my fort should reimburse financial costs of rebuilding the wall.
Financing the rebuilding of the wall will be accomplished with back taxes for anti empire economic activities. The tax will be the difference between what Amerville citizens were paid for their labors and what foreign economic slaves are paid.
Amerville citizens were paid one dollar a day while Mexiville slaves are being paid ten cents a day. The tax is ninety cents a day for every Mexiville economic slave since you started talking to the former governor about tearing down the wall.
I do not want to hear any lies about saving Amerville consumers money since your savings were never passed along to customers.
A special detachment of troops loyal to the Emperor will accompany you back to your businesses to collect these taxes before the setting of today’s sun.
Each of you will also be held responsible for actions by corporate feudalist slaves tribes believing the friend of my enemy is my enemy.
I will not allow your business relations with corporate interests using economic slave labor to threaten Amerville’s security by tribes victimized by your business associates.
This policy serves as a primary defense against creating future warring tribes.
Also all debt collectors collecting usury rates for money lenders will from this point in time only be allowed to make a living as female prison prostitutes. These usury collectors already have the right mentality for transitions to their new career.
Internationalist economic trading policies that threaten Amerville’s security by aiding hostile villages or destroying Amerville’s domestic manufacturing base will be considered treason against the empire.
Finally, empire dollars will only be spent on products made, manufactured, produced, grown, or raised in Amerville borders or territories. Rebuilding Amerville’s domestic manufacturing base is critical to the long-term defense of Amerville.

Governor to Captain Number One: Go with these manufacturers to collect the taxes you need to build your Wall and do your job.

Governor to Captain Number Two: Send in the bankers and moneylenders.

Governor to bankers and moneylenders: The days of you laundering and transferring money for smugglers, bandits, warring tribes, or villages that mean Amerville harm are over.
You will reimburse the Emperor’s coffers the amount of money you have laundered, transferred, or financed for smugglers, bandits, warring tribes, and or villages that mean Amerville harm.
All bankers and moneylenders will henceforth be held civilly and criminally liable for assisting the financing of violence against the empire.

Captain Number Two, go with these bankers and moneylenders and collect these taxes to need to police the premises.

Governor to Captain Number Three: Bring in the tillers and herders.

Governor to tillers and herders: Tillers and herders will be co-defendants and civilly liable and criminally liable for actions of illegal workers they employee. This policy is intended to prevent future threats from warring tribes of illegal colonists.
Additionally, financing exterior perimeter security will be accomplished with back taxes for anti empire employment activities. The tax will be the difference between what Amerville citizens were paid for their labors and what illegal immigrants and illegal colonists are paid.
Amerville citizens were paid one dollar a day while illegal colonists and illegal immigrants are being paid ten cents a day. The tax is ninety cents a day for every illegal immigrant or illegal colonist since you started talking to the former governor about free trade and open borders.
One final warning, should any illegal immigrant or illegal colonist while your employee introduce any plague on Amerville soil, punishments will be significantly more than taxes.

Governor to Captain Number Three: Take your troops and collect taxes due the empire to fulfill your duties of securing Amerville’s external boundaries.

Governor to Captain Number Four: Let us speed this along, bring in the Judges, Propagandists, and Religious Leaders.

Governor to Judges: This is an Emperor’s empire not a constitutional empire the only laws you enforce are those consistent with the Emperor’s security and interests. In Amerville I am the only appeals court.

Governor to Propagandists: This is an Emperor’s empire not a constitutional empire, speech and press is limited to what is good for the Emperor’s security, interests, and image. Other speech or reporting is seditious treason.
Tomorrow’s headlines will include: Governor’s final word about natural resources. The governor will not allow the Emperor to find a polluted environment when and if he visits Amerville.
Bureaucrats who neglect Amerville’s environment will be executed; private citizens who pollute our waters will drink their filth; dump trash and you will eat it; destroying Amerville’s natural resources and the guilty as well their families will live in their profit motivated ruins. Amerville’s law; utilize our natural resources, restore them to their original condition or suffer consequences.

Governor to religious leaders: People have freedom to worship as they choose without intimidation or threat of violence. The days of charging fees for salvation are over. Church leaders will immediately start utilizing church wealth used for extravagant life styles of church leaders to help the poor, the elderly, and the sick.

Governor to Captain Number Four: Empty these chambers I have more pressing matters.

Governor To Emperor’s Security Monitor: It is a long way from being a food and beverage tester to managing domestic and foreign affairs for a village.

Security Monitor to Governor: Are you doubting the Emperor’s faith in you?

(Answer to Security Monitor’s question next posting, File 403 “More Than A Village” Part III Act I.)

Monday, December 28, 2009

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After Obama’s Evil Empire

Marshall’s Law Townhall Breaking News Dateline: Public Education’s Really Stupid Blunder

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More Than A Village

A Play About Patriots, Villages, and Tribes

Patriots:
Emperor
Emperor’s Food and Beverage Taster
Emperor’s Security Monitor
Governor Amerville
Governor’s Loyal Envoys
Governor’s Five Loyal Captains and Guard
Governor’s Loyal Commanders and Troops
Amerville Patriotic Citizens

Villages:
Empireville
Amerville
Euroville
Mexiville
Iraqville
Saudiville
Chinaville
North Koreaville
South Koreaville
Japanville
Taiwanville

Tribes:
Amerville Judges
Amerville Politicians
Amerville Bureaucrats
Amerville Propagandists
Amerville Workers (employed and unemployed)
Amerville Manufacturers
Amerville Bankers
Amerville Tillers and Herders
Amerville War Profiteers
Mexiville Smugglers
Iraqville Insurgents
Saudiville Religious Fascists
Heroin Smugglers
Conservative Cocaine Smugglers
Liberal Cocaine Smugglers
Salvation For Money Churches
Illegal Colonists (potential warring tribe)
Cheap Labor Credit Slaves (potential warring tribe)

Sets:
Emperor’s Palace
Three Sided Fort (Governor’s Chambers and Fourth Wall)

INTRO

Set: Emperor’s Palace

Emperor: Good my most loyal servant is here.

Food and Beverage Taster: At your service my Emperor.

Emperor: I hear one of the cooks is not feeling well.

Food and Beverage Taster: That happens when one consumes five gallons of mushroom soup in one sitting.

Emperor: Problem with the soup?

Food and Beverage Taster: It had been poisoned with mushrooms.

Emperor: Explain.

Food and Beverage Taster: Variety of mushrooms used in the soup for the party is extremely deadly if harvested before being ripe. Worms living in the mushrooms determines maturity of the mushrooms. Preparations include placing mushrooms in a bowl of water causing the worms to fall to the bottom of the bowl. I knew the cook was guilty when he failed to properly prepare the mushrooms.

Emperor: Do you know the source of the mushrooms?

Food and Beverage Taster: Yes, I noticed your cousin was unusually nervous as he personally delivered the mushrooms to the cook.

Emperor: Is there any soup left?

Food and Beverage Taster: Yes about twenty gallons.

Emperor: Guards, find my cousin and bring him to me. On to other business, my most loyal servant, I need an envoy to go to Amerville and serve as Governor. Since you are from there do you have a problem fulfilling this request?

Food and Beverage Taster: When I left home as a young man, I despised those people, despised them for allowing greed, vanity and lust to squander away their freedoms, constitution, and republic.
Later I almost felt sorry for them as one would children who knew no better. Now I believe in free will and understand that the citizens of Amerville made conscious independent choices. Now I do not care about them, only being a loyal servant to my Emperor.
If it were not an imposition, I would humbly ask that I be accompanied by one of your security monitors so you might know that I remain a loyal servant.

Emperor: Your request is reasonable. Have a save successful and speedy return my most loyal servant.

ACT I

Set: Three Sided Fort (Governor’s Chambers) (Three Body Guards Talking)

Guard One: Do you think the new Governor is up to the task?

Guard Two: He served as the Emperor’s food and drink taster for over twenty years he is more than capable.

Guard Three: I heard he made a cook eat five gallons soup

Governor (from the shadows): That’s right, I did order the cook to eat five gallons of soup; you forgot too mention that the soup had been poisoned and was intended for the Emperor.
Since I requested that you serve as my loyal bodyguards, if you need to know anything about your Governor, you have my permission to ask me in person. I will answer if appropriate. Should you need anything, ask me and I shall fulfill your request if reasonable.
Never forget, we are all the Emperor’s servants, and our first loyalties are to the Emperor. Some advice from someone who began their career as a bodyguard: you live longer if you don’t let people sneak up on you.
Show me to the balcony.

Governor (from balcony to village citizens): As a most loyal servant to the Emperor I want to thank you for making my work here easier. I did not know what I would encounter upon my return to my homeland: shame, embarrassment, or sadness for destroying my beloved republic.
Instead I find old friends, neighbors, and villagers acting like children who murdered their parents begging for mercy as orphans. As you are not worthy of revenge all my actions will be guided by best interest and security of my Emperor’s empire.
Greed and vanity destroyed your republic; I will not destroy one of Emperor’s favorite frontier villages by acting like a fool. You people lost your constitutional republic by placing loyalty to political parties and special interest groups before loyalty to constitution. I will not make the same mistake by choosing loyalty to the Emperor’s servants before loyalty to the Emperor.
Final decree, you chose security over constitutional liberties and security is what you will have. I will rule by example: making examples of those who threaten security. Guards, bring the former governor and his appointees to my chambers.

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