Future Press Release: Obama Abolishes Memorial Day
Date Line – Marshall’s Law Townhall: American patriots need to be aware of waking up with following symptoms, experiencing a cold sweat on sweat soaking sheets; being out of breath like some faceless liberal zombie has been holding a car wash vacuum hose over your mouth trying to suck all air and patriotism from your lungs and body. First thing you will do, find your soon going out of business bankrupt morning newspaper, to see if your dream was a nightmare or new reality.
There is the headline you dreaded: President Obama abolishes Memorial Day. Two facts about “Memorial Day, originally called Decoration Day, is a day of remembrance for those who have died in our nation's service. Memorial Day was officially proclaimed on May 5, 1868 by General John Logan, national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, and was first observed on 30 May 1868, when flowers were placed on the graves of Union and Confederate soldiers at Arlington National Cemetery.”
President Obama’s Administration cancelled Memorial Day including July’s Independence Day and all other patriotic holidays honoring America’s heroes for winning wars protecting America’s traditions, Constitution, and Republic. President Obama’s divinely stated that celebrating America’s victories and accomplishments was unacceptable arrogance that hurt feelings of America’s world wide neighbors.
The infamous Obama Executive Order also has provisions that citizens violating his messianic executive order will be issued citations by Obama’s National Youth Service Zombie Corpses. Note: corpses not corps is correct word.
Only thing worse than a repetitive nightmare is reality of living repetitive daymare in an America where bumper stickers and other public words are limited too: Obama’s world first, America last; and even more disgusting are handshakes which have been replaced by half Nazi salutes followed by one slogan, “Obama’s world first, America last.”
According to Texas Drifter John R. Marshall, those doubting eventual validity of this press release must have been “stoned” or only watching, listening, or reading major news outlets for Obama’s first five months in power. Maybe my next press release will, if I find the courage to put right words in order, will be about future showers that are not showers.
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Press Release: Conversion Is Waste of Time
Dateline - Marshall’s Law Townhall – Texas licensed surveillance instructor John R. Marshall claims that America’s inalienable free speech rights were created for brutal truths. Marshall also reports America’s “constitutional integrity” may not survive until next Presidential election.
Marshall continued, options for American citizens includes: President Obama resigns like Nixon; is impeached; or tried and convicted for treason for providing aid and comfort too America’s enemies based on Constitutional standards, then forced to leave office.
The former security consultant now part time ranch scout and Texas drifter, insists “America conservatives need to quit working against conservative principles by not wasting time trying to get Obama’s worshipers and liberal Democrats to become conservatives; rather the strategy should be to use in the face truth about Obama’s amoral character, Marxist principles and true goals for Obama’s zombie like worshipers. Purpose of this strategy is so Obama’s cult disciples will abandon Obama for another false prophet.”
Marshall concluded, “Conservatives need to ask themselves, do they really want citizens gullible or naive enough to worship President Obama helping choose America’s conservative leaders?”
Dateline - Marshall’s Law Townhall – Texas licensed surveillance instructor John R. Marshall claims that America’s inalienable free speech rights were created for brutal truths. Marshall also reports America’s “constitutional integrity” may not survive until next Presidential election.
Marshall continued, options for American citizens includes: President Obama resigns like Nixon; is impeached; or tried and convicted for treason for providing aid and comfort too America’s enemies based on Constitutional standards, then forced to leave office.
The former security consultant now part time ranch scout and Texas drifter, insists “America conservatives need to quit working against conservative principles by not wasting time trying to get Obama’s worshipers and liberal Democrats to become conservatives; rather the strategy should be to use in the face truth about Obama’s amoral character, Marxist principles and true goals for Obama’s zombie like worshipers. Purpose of this strategy is so Obama’s cult disciples will abandon Obama for another false prophet.”
Marshall concluded, “Conservatives need to ask themselves, do they really want citizens gullible or naive enough to worship President Obama helping choose America’s conservative leaders?”
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