Press Release: Liberal IQ Test Discovered
Dateline Marshall’s Law Townhall – An unidentified explorer discovered parchment copy of “Liberal IQ True-False Test at still unidentified location.
Answer True or False:
1. Some lines can not be re-crossed, example adultery, or giving away inalienable rights.
2. Good guys do not always win, life is not fair like in Hollywood movies and television shows unlike Shakespeare’s writings.
3. There are no do overs in life, get one chance to do right thing; like bullet leaving barrel, or saving America from Marxist-fascism also known as Democrat Party Socialism.
4. Property is not yours and you do not own it if you are making payments to lien holder.
5. You will most likely never meet an unfriendly con artist.
6. Only fools trust liars or thieves.
7. Both a monkey and man can be taught to pull a trigger, only some men can be taught consequences of their actions.
8. Socialism is based on stealing property from one individual and giving that stolen property to another person.
9. Addicts always put their addiction of choice first, even before family and country; also included are public bureaucrat “dealers” serving public subsidy addicts.
10. Tyrants can not be talked into voluntarily surrendering their dictatorship because it is honorable thing to do.
11. Unethical capitalism is stealing and is no more acceptable than stealing with socialism.
12. Obama’s policies have more in common with Hitler’s policies during 1920’s, 1930’s, and 1940’s; than all other American Presidents combined.
13. Affirmative action is a sin.
14. Voting for lesser of two evils is still premeditated evil.
15. Problem with compromising principles: compromise half today, half tomorrow, half next day, and half following day; soon no principles left to compromise.
16. Relationship love is more than blanking.
17. Oaths to uphold, protect, and defend U.S. Constitution do not provide for personal interpretations, exemptions, or expiration dates.
18. Obama is history’s most dishonorable false prophet since idol called Golden Calf.
19. Test intended to measure Liberal IQ’s; conservatives should not be wasting their time taking test.
20. Make up your own last question.
Marshall’s Law Townhall discovered test, possesses test, and gets to establish grading system. First nineteen questions all require “true” responses. Answer any question “false” and you have a liberal personality, better known as child stuck in “terrible twos”. In an attempt for Marshall’s Law Townhall to be considered compassionate, liberals were allowed to make up last question so liberals could get at least one question correct and feel good about being a liberal.
In an attempt to reinforce adage that truth cuts both ways, and that I am not simply picking on socialist liberal Marxist Democrats; the next writing exercise is entitled “Types of Conservatives”.
Author’s notice, going to be absent in action for future writing exercise; decided to tag next writing exercise “Types Of Conservatives” onto this press release.
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Entry # 070
Press Release: Types Of Conservatives
Dateline Marshall’s Law Townhall – Recent social research project study has identified four types of conservatives. Not prolonging reader curiosity, four types of conservatives include:
1) Counterfeit conservatives like Senator McCain and Bush political dynasty. These are generally decent individuals and groups who pretend to believe in conservative beliefs to attract support from true conservatives.
2) Pilgrim and “intellectual” conservatives, consist of those who believe only logic is needed to changes evil men’s minds. Examples include: politicians hiding out at on Washington on Brazos during Texas Revolution to set up new Texas Republic. Others include contemporary conservative: think tanks, professors, many columnists, and talk radio show hosts.
3) Conservative warriors, General Washington and those who served with him during America’s Revolution. List includes every military person who has served with honor to their oaths upholding, protecting and defending America’s Constitution since 1776; others like first General then President Jackson; Houston, Travis, Bowie, Crocket; and those who have served with honor to their oaths upholding, protecting and defending America’s Constitution since 1830’s.
4) Conservative Purists Shadow Agents, all those who have served behind enemy lines, in back alleys, and on dirt roads honoring their oaths upholding, protecting and defending America’s Constitution. Examples CIA agents, armed forces intelligence and special operations personnel, undercover law enforcement officers, and even some independent contractors. Perhaps best example of conservative purist shadow warrior is Nathan.
Nathan’s faith, there are two kinds of faith one requires constant work while the other is received as a sacred gift. Faith for most people simply means passive absence of doubt. Active faith manifests no fear of death, and is best left to patriots who consign their lives to serving God or country.
Nathan was born on June sixth of fifty-five. His home schooling included respect for religious teachings. He entered Yale at the age of fourteen with future interests in ministry and devotion for service to country.
While attending a town hall meeting, shortly after entering college, Nathan blurted out "Let us never lay down our arms till we have achieved independence!"
His use of the word "independence" stunned hose attending the meeting. Audience members asked, "Where had this boy learned that new word a word not found in Shakespeare, Spenser, or Bacon?" The only prior reference was "Independents of England."
Barely out of college, Nathan resigned his teaching position and enlisted in Webb's Seventh Regiment. The young man's skills caused him to be promoted to lieutenant on September first, followed by a promotion to captain two weeks later. Nathan's continued successes on dangerous missions earned his commander's respect.
At an officer's staff meeting seeking volunteers for a behind the line assignment to learn enemy future plans; the senior captain protested "We are willing to be shot for our country but not hung for our country."
Still pale from physical illness, the youngest captain, who as a child created the word independence, destroyed the silence with these words "If my country demands a peculiar service, its claims are imperious."
Several weeks later while pretending to be a school master, Nathan was captured by the enemy after his own contact failed to answer his pre arranged signal and abandoned Nathan to the enemy.
Nathan's fate was sealed when the enemy found him to be in possession of notes written in Latin detailing the enemies’ most precious secrets.
One of the enemy officers asked his commander if Nathan should be physically tortured to determine how the prisoner breached their perimeter.
The commander's response, "I can tell from the prisoner's eyes that he would never talk; why torture him and show our troops an example of rebel courage? Try him and execute him at sunrise."
Nathan spent his time before and during the trial writing letters to family and friends. When the enemy commander was asked for permission to mail Nathan's final letters, he ordered that the letters be burned in Nathan's presence.
The commander's explanation "The rebels shall not know they have a man who can die so bravely."
Nathan requested in lieu of a last meal that he be allowed to read from his bible. The enemy commander's response "Give him neither, let him die with both an empty stomach and empty soul." Shortly before sunrise while being led to the gallows, Nathan respectfully asked the enemy commander if he might say a few words before his execution.
The enemy commander spoofed, "Why not, what could a spy on an empty stomach, with an empty soul, possibly say that would ever be worth repeating?"
Nathan silenced the festive gallows crowd as he confidently without help climbed all thirteen steps, and then without hesitation proceeded to precisely stride to the front of the waiting noose.
After neither, rushing or pausing, the child who created the word independence, spoke these final words "I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country."
Let us never forget that the last word spoken by Nathan Hale, a patriot blessed with sacred faith, was country not government.
(Research for "Nathan's Faith" was conducted by Edward Everett Hale.)
Another reference of conservative purist personality can be found in Marshall’s Law Townhall Entry #005 “Billy’s Mark: Uncivil National Security”.
Stressing closing point, none of conservative types are being judged not even counterfeit conservatives; as they are all “conservatives” and have their own role to play in helping conservatives win America’s contemporary domestic cold war.
“Contemporary” was used as America’s domestic cold war could turn very hot if Obama and Democrats are not successful in cheating their way to success in 2010 federal election, it would not be surprising for Marxist-fascist Democrats to up grade violence levels of their already unconstitutional actives
Another reference of why all conservatives should be allowed to contribute their special skills; check out Marshall’s Law Townhall "(Three Texas Officers) + Two =", also Entry # 015.
On a brighter note, your author did not use word liberal one time in this writing exercise, except for just now; did I or did I not use word liberal in this writing exercise is getting way too confusing.
