Press Release: Political Zombies Sweeping Across America
Dateline - Marshall’s Law Townhall, John R Marshall retired Texas investigator discovered in an abandoned chest a test that identifies “American Political Zombies.”
According to notes in the chest, non-fiction American political zombies unlike fiction based literary and movies zombies mostly travel during day light hours instead of at night. Also, America’s political zombies seem to exist by “sucking” patriotism’s spirit out from bodies of morally weak American citizens.
Some of America’s political zombies include elected officials like Senator Arlen Spector, government bureaucrats like school teachers and administrators, public subsidy addicts including welfare recipients and corporate bail out beggars, and many so called “disabled” masquerading for SSI benefits.
These American political zombies according to Marshall can be determined by the parchment test he recently located entitled: Are You An American Political Zombie – A Common Faith Test for Conservatives.
Please write “Yes” based on beliefs verified by your personal behavior; or “No” based on beliefs verified by your personal behavior for each following principle.
1. Judeo-Christian Faith
2. Ten Commandments
3. Declaration of Independence
4. U.S. Constitution with “checks and balances” and States Rights
5. Bill of Rights for Inalienable Rights
6. Ethical not unethical Capitalism and never socialism or its cousin fascism
7. National Security is priority to have a place to be free
8. Community Standards matter
9. Families can set own values
10. First nine beliefs require Individual Responsibility
Score of all ten only “no” answers defines American political zombie personality.
Some specific American political zombie personalities include: President Obama, Obama’s Administration, Obama’s worshipers, many Democrat Party members, Moderate Republicans again Moderate Republican poster boy zombie is Arlen Spector, major news networks like ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, major news print media sources and others you can add to list.
One primary similarity between America’s contemporary Days of Living Dead American Political Zombies and “Night of Living Dead” zombies is that both are everywhere. Marshall reports that he is still working on how to defend his beloved American Constitutional Republic from America’s Political zombies. He suggested that those with good ideas might try to get word to him during his next interview in May on AM 650 KGAB Cheyenne, Wyoming.
